PMS-The True Meanings
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Copyright 2002, Lori LaPerle and Guy Smith |
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Long ago, your Cowboy Philosopher romanced a lady who arguably had the worst episodes of PMS known to Gawd or man. Thankfully she also had a sense of humor and commented that PMS should stand for “Pity My Spouse”. That led to an hour long giggle fest where we jointly composed (and copyrighted) many alternate meanings for PMS. They are listed below and available on items of apparel so you can warn others of your monthly situation. |
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| Pity |
Pity Me Syndrome |
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| Danger |
Potential Mother of Satan |
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| Bitch, bitch, bitch |
Pissy Mood Syndrome |
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| Medical |
Puffy, Moody and Starving |
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| Cravings |
Please My Stomach |
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| Weight it out | Pass My Sweatpants Puffy Mid Section |
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