Dumb Drunk
Guy Smith | December 5, 2010
Never erect monuments to stupidity
Reverse Mandate
Guy Smith | November 3, 2010
In two short years Democrats made Republicans popular again.
In 2008 even life long Republicans hung their collective heads in shame, having fostered upon America every conceivable sin from George Bush to bank bail-outs. The modern American Tea Party movement formed during the reign of King George the Lesser in reaction to a series of unconstitutional [...]
Romantic Real-estate
Guy Smith | September 17, 2010
If marriage is a mortgage on the heart, then some romances need to go into foreclosure.
Romance is an investment, and as with every other form of investment, you trade risk for reward. People often find themselves in relationships where the love and passion would be reward enough except that their partners are in utter disrepair [...]
Naked Confrontation
Guy Smith | August 27, 2010
Let’s just hope they have learned all the positions for prayer, if you know what I mean.
On either end of an Ohio cornfield there is an evangelical church and a strip club, separated by some very nervous Amish folk. The strip club is nothing to write home to mama about. It is a shabby building [...]
Devine Double-cross
Guy Smith | August 6, 2010
It is gray and cold in San Francisco today, which means it must be summer time.
I have long accused Gawd of playing one specific cruel trick on every human he assembles. In my case he made me a Southern gentleman who respects and honors the softer sex, yet also made me overtly amorous, resulting in [...]