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	<description>Guy Smith - writer, songwriter, political provocateur</description>
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		<title>Chavez Shuffle</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2011/09/29/hugo-chavez-gets-private-healthcare/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 13:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People with means in socialized medicine countries manage to survive predictably inept government medical care by avoiding the stuff. People without means die.
Little surprise then that socialist madman and full-time maniac Hugo Chavez has suffered kidney failure via government health care, and is now bugging out to a private hospital.
This may be the only instance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Climbing Higher</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2011/08/01/climbing-higher/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 01:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life changes you.
Sometimes, when the alleged gods are sober, wonderful things occur, from kittens to watching your congress critter have conniptions when suddenly forced to seek unemployment insurance. Other times the universe delivers a swift kick to your spiritual crotch, and you have a choice: crumble to the asphalt of reality, or use disaster to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bloody Sporting</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2011/02/09/when-fighting-roosters-go-rogue/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 02:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ironic revenge is another proof point that Gawd not only has a sense of humor, but is also a tightly twisted fellow (or perhaps a pan-galactic woman with planetary PMS).
Cock fighting is popular in California, and not just here in San Francisco, though the local variety is not a blood sport.  Elsewhere in the once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bloody Wonderful</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2011/01/31/a-cop-donates-blood/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 01:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Hello?” shouted the registration nurse.  “Everybody!  See this man here?”
We had no choice.  Red Cross blood donor waiting rooms are not a gallery of amusing distractions, and the gentleman standing at the sign-in counter easily cleared six foot three – kinda hard to miss.  He might have shrunk to six-two if he had removed his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Release Rooted</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/12/30/release-rooted/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 17:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My next book, Shooting the Bull – a field guide to identifying political lies in real-time, is now set for release on May 1st, just to annoy the socialists.
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		<title>Dumb Drunk</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/12/05/monuments-to-stupidity/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
		<comments>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/12/05/monuments-to-stupidity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 08:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never erect monuments to stupidity

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		<title>Reverse Mandate</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/11/03/2010-election-analysis/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In two short years Democrats made Republicans popular again.
In 2008 even life long Republicans hung their collective heads in shame, having fostered upon America every conceivable sin from George Bush to bank bail-outs.  The modern American Tea Party movement formed during the reign of King George the Lesser in reaction to a series of unconstitutional [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Romantic Real-estate</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/09/17/romantic-real-estate/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If marriage is a mortgage on the heart, then some romances need to go into foreclosure.
Romance is an investment, and as with every other form of investment, you trade risk for reward.  People often find themselves in relationships where the love and passion would be reward enough except that their partners are in utter disrepair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naked Confrontation</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/08/27/strippers-confronting-bible-thumpers/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
		<comments>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/08/27/strippers-confronting-bible-thumpers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freedom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let’s just hope they have learned all the positions for prayer, if you know what I mean.
On either end of an Ohio cornfield there is an evangelical church and a strip club, separated by some very nervous Amish folk.  The strip club is nothing to write home to mama about.  It is a shabby building [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Devine Double-cross</title>
		<link>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/08/06/gods-tricks-on-cities-and-san-francisco/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
		<comments>http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/08/06/gods-tricks-on-cities-and-san-francisco/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 17:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is gray and cold in San Francisco today, which means it must be summer time.
I have long accused Gawd of playing one specific cruel trick on every human he assembles.  In my case he made me a Southern gentleman who respects and honors the softer sex, yet also made me overtly amorous, resulting in [...]]]></description>
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