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Heaven’s DMV
September 30th, 2007God is not love. God is an elaborate bureaucracy that makes the Department of Motor Vehicles look simple kind by comparison.
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Original Sin
June 23rd, 2007How can sex be “original sin” when humans appeared to being doing little else for millions of years. Doesn’t sound very original at all.
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Signs of Love
May 18th, 2007There are three sure signs of love. The fire in the heart, the fire in the groin, and cross-fire when the other lover is discovered.
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Trust a Lawyer?
May 6th, 2007Lawyers make ample use of the word trust while instilling in everyone they meet a complete lack thereof.
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God’s Global Plan
February 10th, 2007The fact that humans can drown in 2/3 of the world shows God’s ultimate plan for us. If global warming is a fact, it shows man’s desire to accelerate the process.
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