Cowboy Confessional » Pithy quotes http://www.guysmith.org/blog Guy Smith - writer, songwriter, political provocateur Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:18:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Smart Women http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/07/26/smart-women/ http://www.guysmith.org/blog/2010/07/26/smart-women/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:18:15 +0000 guy http://www.guysmith.org/blog/?p=694 Of course women are smarter than men.  They have to be.  The deck is stacked against them from birth, so they have to be smart to survive.

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