Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Burka Boobs

| April 12, 2011

Perhaps militant Islamist are gay, which certainly explains Osama bin Laden’s clothing choices and dramatic tantrums. Nowhere is the inhumanity of religion gone wild shown as with the way fundamentalists Islamist treat women, who are at best property and at worst nothing in the eyes of their male monarchs. Where fascists satanically hide behind misinterpreted [...]

Westboro Bofos

| March 2, 2011

Søren Kierkegaard coyly noted: People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Interestingly, among this dower Dane’s works were theological investigations into Christian ethics.  Were Kierkegaard alive today, he would be feverishly scribbling notes about the subject of today’s Supreme Court ruling that centers around a [...]

Meme Mayhem

| January 10, 2011

Bull flop can be measured in velocity metrics. This weekend another case of mini mass murder erupted in Tucson, known to many as the southern crossroads for Mexican drug cartels, but otherwise a joint one would only visit for … well, nobody visits there.  All in all, Tucson is a burg more worried about immigration, [...]

French Inflation

| November 1, 2010

In France it is a crime to display contempt towards a public servant.  In America it is a pastime and blood sport. Sans humour, non? Not long ago a female politician confused the words for expanding the money supply with a form of oral gratification, which is understandable since they both lead to inflation.  During [...]

Parody Pays

| September 27, 2010

It is rumored that Tom Lehrer abandoned his songwriting and performing career because society had gotten so strange he could no longer parody it. Tom is still alive and is likely praising his own decision given how outright weird the recent news cycle has been. Last week saw the unsightly scene of a rapidly graying [...]