Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Public/Private Plunder

| May 13, 2013

TweetWealthy Californians would like to thank you for buying them expensive automobiles. Didn’t know you that generous, eh? In fairly recent political history, left-of-center ideologues and other special needs people have advocated “public/private partnerships”. Once opposed to anything corporate, alleged progressives now embrace funneling tax funds to corporations of every ilk that sustain their ideology, [...]

Cliff Correction

| December 31, 2012

TweetAn ass and elephant could no longer endure their relationship, yet had become so entwined with one another, that death was their only option for happiness. They walked to the edge of Lover’s Leap, held hands, and with a deep final sigh, the pachyderm plunged to his death with the ass’s words fading in his [...]

Hopeless Reality

| July 30, 2012

TweetBarack Obama may be staring down a long, dark hallway of unemployment. “Welcome to the club,” says 15.1% of the voters. It is unappetizing to agree with Gollum’s older brother, but proto-demon James Carville was correct in 1992 when he said “It’s the economy, stupid.” Any president seeking reelection during a recession faces dismal prospects. [...]

Sorry Soros

| April 16, 2012

TweetIt burdens me to agree with George Soros. For readers unfamiliar with strangers to ethics, George Soros is a man for whom money and corruption are merely matters of daily commerce. The philosophy major turned money changer may soon turn to incarcerated felon for an insider trading conviction, which frankly is small stuff compared to [...]

Bolshevik Barbuda

| February 7, 2012

TweetA gathering of socialist midgets is bound to be entertaining. The Mighty ALBA Cartel Led by the new millennia’s blundering Bolshevik and perpetual odd job Hugo Chavez, a tiny number of microscopic Latin American countries clustered to create a development bank. Named after South America’s revolutionary hero, who went from freedom fighter to dictator in [...]