Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Honest Exhortations

| May 26, 2011

Will Rogers once accurately quipped “All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.” Will was nearly on target about a major failing of our modern political melee, one where world views were once provided by three network news offices and whatever substituted for your local [...]

Osama Sleaze

| May 20, 2011

Osama bin Laden was the worst thing to happen to the Islamic movement since barbecued pork. In every religious or political movement (and the Islamo-fascists movement is a mixture of the two), certain doctrines are created and enforced within the group.  Were the head of the Tea Party movement caught cashing a welfare check, that [...]

Unsupervised Thinking

| May 15, 2011

A number of inconvenient truths, along with leaked emails and computer source code, rendered Al Gore’s fatalistic forecasts fragile.  Barack Obama’s continuing adoration of Keynesian economic theory has earned him the distrust of everyone waiting in an unemployment line.  We all flinched at the thought of Larry Craig’s public bathroom tap dancing and nobody believed [...]

Less Moore

| May 11, 2011

Few people can stomach Michael Moore, and from his growing girth I suspect there is little he cannot. That Moore occupies a rather large portion of my latest book, as well as floor space wherever he goes, derives from his indefatigable ability to be simultaneously bombastic, boorish and a blackguard.  Any honest assessment of Bowling [...]

Burka Boobs

| April 12, 2011

Perhaps militant Islamist are gay, which certainly explains Osama bin Laden’s clothing choices and dramatic tantrums. Nowhere is the inhumanity of religion gone wild shown as with the way fundamentalists Islamist treat women, who are at best property and at worst nothing in the eyes of their male monarchs. Where fascists satanically hide behind misinterpreted [...]