Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Pavement Privacy

Guy Smith | September 1, 2010

One normally does not picture a sitting federal judge adorned in both a black robe and a red rubber nose.
Yet this is the common mental image we have of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, alternately referred to as the Ninth Circus or the Numb Circuit due to the paired inanity of [...]

Reliance Restraint

Guy Smith | August 18, 2010

Who should you trust the least, a politician, a used car salesman or Satan?
(yes, I know, the differences are vague on the surface, but as always I’ll go deeper into a philosophical subject than you are otherwise prepared)
Of the three Satan is most trust worthy.  Aside from a brief cameo in Eden, Satan is what [...]

Eric Imbecility

Guy Smith | July 12, 2010

Can we get our money back on Eric Holder?
Like any consumer, taxpayers have a right to demand a refund if a product is defective.  Eric Holder is proving himself to have many mental design defects and as such is a completely inoperable device.  He is the Yugo of the American legal system.
Ignoring his leadership, participation [...]

Free Feast

Guy Smith | June 28, 2010

Maybe we should quit celebrating the 4th of July and start celebrating the 28th of June.
Today has been a complex and interesting day at the intersection of America and Freedom.  We witnessed another fundamental right incorporated against the states, an enemy of freedom die, and another enemy of freedom approach the same court that confirmed [...]

Cuffing Kagan

Guy Smith | June 11, 2010

The only person more dangerous to freedom than a sitting president is whomever he appoints to the Supreme Court.  After all, president’s have term limits.  We can theoretically impeach a Supreme, but it is damn difficult.  Hence, a free people must keep certain individuals off the bench and out of robes (except for Ruth Bader [...]