Osama Sleaze
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Osama bin Laden was the worst thing to happen to the Islamic movement since barbecued pork.
In every religious or political movement (and the Islamo-fascists movement is a mixture of the two), certain doctrines are created and enforced within the group. Were the head of the Tea Party movement caught cashing a welfare check, that faction would implode. If Thom Hartmann was sighted at a rifle range, the gun control industry would evaporate (though they seem to be evaporating quite well on their own). The figureheads of every movement must maintain the persona of piety in order to lead.
Which evidentially didn’t apply to the recently bumped-off bin Laden, who aside from murdering Muslims was watching western women boink.
Recent reports show that Osama bin Laden’s lair was littered with lewdness, making him a pornographic potentate. Now I won’t decry any man using visual stimulus to push his piston, but it does seem to rub against the standard Islamic grain. Muslim women are told to conceal themselves in order to avoid inducing the lustful nature of males (which ignores the lustful nature of females). One would think it improper then for a Muslim man to seek and consume smut which completely exposes women, and mainly those decadent western wenches.
Or perhaps he found some sanctified Islamo-smut where the women are wrapped in burkas, exposing only the necessary orifices.
Long ago I predicted that Al-Qaeda in general, and Osama in particular, would be the greatest threat to Islam. It started in Afghanistan when bin Laden’s Taliban brethren would execute people for trivial reasons; for example, shooting women in the back of their heads for being caught in public without a family male escort. It echoed later in the mass murder of Muslims in Iraq thanks to the efforts of bin Laden’s satellite organization Al-Qaeda In Iraq. As we all recall, local Muslims eventually got sick of jihadist killing Iraqi’s, saw Americans protecting Iraqis, and thus turned against Osama’s sadists.
Given Al-Qaeda’s willingness to murder Muslims in the name of Islam, it comes then as little surprise that Osama himself would wank his wand to the oozing output of America’s San Fernando Valley. Like all other false demigods, bin Laden lacked the strength of his alleged convictions and easily slid into whatever depravations suited him. Kill a few thousand Muslims or watch Lisa Sparxxx get spanked. The next news blurb will undoubtedly detail that bin Laden was chomping pork rinds from his left hand when the SEALs caused him to contract lead poisoning.
The fact that Osama sunk to smut is a proof point in the theory that digital media will derail Islamofacists. The internet and DVDs are media that carry the content of cultures. Sure, jihadists are using the same tools to recruit stupid people (young men by class and category), but American’s have been exporting our culture through entertainment for ages – we are the experts in perverting the culture of other countries. In short order young men of the Islamic world will be American youths, sitting like numb fungi on their sofas, drinking Dew, playing Grand Theft Auto and surfing for porn. The war between Islam and the world will not be waged on battlefields, but in the bedrooms of post-pubescent boy aching to drive fast cars and bed beautiful girls.
They will become us.
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