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Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Apostasy Epiphany

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Does Obama’s apostate status make him a bin Laden target?

Obama Muslim SupportersConjecture has been perpetually proposed about Obama’s religious leanings, though being a Chicago politician we know for certain he worships power, money and corruption.  Barack’s beginnings seem contradictory to his stated spiritual persuasion.  Having read briefly into his mother’s history we can concluded he suckled his socialist tendencies directly out of her.

Obama did experience Islam at close range.  His father was a Muslim and Barack spent time in Muslim Indonesia, attending a Muslim school there.  His stepfather was Muslim.  In short, Obama knows the faith.  There is no evidence that he was ever a Muslim himself, despite one or another Middle Eastern leader reporting Obama confessing such.  Suspicions aren’t aided when Barack occasionally says “my Muslim faith” before backtracking faster than a streetwalker who encounters a horny cop.

Thus, some folks assume he is merely fibbing when he utters phrases like “I am a Christian by choice.”  Giving Barack the benefit of doubting, one could conclude that in his youth he was raised in the Muslim faith and later “came to Jesus” as my Southern Baptist kin are too fond of yelling.  Abbreviated, he decided to switch from the newer faith to a slightly older one.

Which makes him an apostate, and by the common interpretation of Islam means Obama must be killed.

Granted, it is a tough job to kill a sitting president, though John Wilkes Booth, Charles Guiteau, Lee Harvey Oswald and Leon Czolgosz managed.  Even Richard Lawrence, John Schrank, Giuseppe Zangara, Oscar Collazo, Griselio Torresola, Richard Paul Pavlick, Lynette Fromme, Sara Jane Moore, John Hinckley, Frank Eugene Corder, Francisco Martin Duran and Robert Pickett all gave it a good try.  Nothing is impossible if one is patient, plans well and thinks outside of conventional paradigms.

You could even knock down a couple of skyscrapers if you put your mind to it.

If Osama bin Laden or other syphilitic maniacs believe that Obama was born and raised a Muslim, their religion dictates that they are duty-bound to bump off Barack.  If bin Laden believes his own hype and tripe about America, then he would likely attempt such a stunt even without the apostate angle.  But with this added emphasis, the job should be on the top of Osama’s to-do list.  A few Republicans might even chip-in.  Given the drag Obama is having on his party’s reelection hopes, a few Democrats might too.

One angle might cause bin Laden to cancel assassination schemes.  Let’s assume Obama is a useful idiot (we already know half of that equation is true).  He might be more valuable to Osama alive and in the White House than not.  A religious renegade might be tolerable to bin Laden if the rube was doing more damage to America than Osama could do on his own.

Which seems to be the case.


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