Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Naked Confrontation

Guy Smith | August 27, 2010

Let’s just hope they have learned all the positions for prayer, if you know what I mean.
On either end of an Ohio cornfield there is an evangelical church and a strip club, separated by some very nervous Amish folk.  The strip club is nothing to write home to mama about.  It is a shabby building [...]

Culturally Clueless

Guy Smith | August 23, 2010

It appears that cultural sensitivity involves, in no small part, eradication of neurons in the brain’s left hemisphere.
Thankfully, this ailment is largely restricted to politicians and other zealots.
News recently broke about the building of a community center near Ground Zero, the central target of the 9/11 massacre. That bloodshed was executed by zealots of the [...]

Reliance Restraint

Guy Smith | August 18, 2010

Who should you trust the least, a politician, a used car salesman or Satan?
(yes, I know, the differences are vague on the surface, but as always I’ll go deeper into a philosophical subject than you are otherwise prepared)
Of the three Satan is most trust worthy.  Aside from a brief cameo in Eden, Satan is what [...]

Electronic Invalidity

Guy Smith | August 12, 2010

America discovered how to cripple the rest of the world and make it buckle to domination.  Nuclear warheads … ineffective.  Death rays … comical.  Genotype specific viruses … puny.  America has already deployed the most devastating, fiendish, economy crushing tool to eradicate mankind.
Television.
Until today I assumed that there were none superior to the All American [...]

Recession Repeat

Guy Smith | August 10, 2010

Democrats are cows.
Now I’m not accusing women in Democrat party leadership of being free range bovine, though Hillary is looking more the part as her rump roast ripens.  Nor am I saying men in the party leadership are a bunch mindless heifer humping bulls, despite that description fitting Bill rather well.  Nor do I imply [...]