Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Freely Stupid

Guy Smith | July 29, 2010

Everyone has the right to be stupid.  Unfortunately some people abuse the privilege.
Take the two cases of Jennifer Keeton and Julea Ward, who independently have (il)logical or religious problems with homosexuals.  Both are or were students in public universities (Augusta State and Eastern Michigan respectively) in graduate programs for counseling.  Both women – who [...]

Smart Women

Guy Smith | July 26, 2010

Of course women are smarter than men.  They have to be.  The deck is stacked against them from birth, so they have to be smart to survive.

Sacrosanct Sodomy

Guy Smith | July 19, 2010

People are people except when they are animals.
Even Pakistani people.
I’m not going to pick on Pakistan or Pakistanis, or Polacks, or Peruvians, or Pennsylvanians (though that last group deserves scrutiny … Steelers fans often demonstrate psychotic tendencies).  Yet when a brand is violated by those who own a brand – such as when Apple iPhones [...]

Barack Burlesque

Guy Smith | July 14, 2010

Tom Lehrer, one of the funniest men to ever croak out a tune, allegedly gave up the parody songwriting business because reality became goofier than anything he could author.  Had something to do with Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize.  Tom is still with us, and must be cross-eyed over Barack Obama winning the [...]

Eric Imbecility

Guy Smith | July 12, 2010

Can we get our money back on Eric Holder?
Like any consumer, taxpayers have a right to demand a refund if a product is defective.  Eric Holder is proving himself to have many mental design defects and as such is a completely inoperable device.  He is the Yugo of the American legal system.
Ignoring his leadership, participation [...]