Cowboy Confessional

One of the omniscient news services today paraded photographs of all Tiger Woods’ alleged paramours. Aside from Tiger’s apparently endless sexual appetite, we can see that he has great taste in women. All were stunning, which shows what a nice smile and a billion dollars in the bank can buy you (well, what is can rent you).

This is why Tiger should be elected the next President of the United States. We saw what a disaster the Clinton administration was, and that he had equally disastrous choices in human humidors. QED, Billy had generally bad judgment. Tiger at least shows better talent at picking his pud pumpers, so perhaps he’ll be a better chief executive.

And, he’ll likely be single again by 2012, so we will only have to worry about what he is doing, not who.

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