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Trust-less Terrorists
May 10th, 2008Never trust a terrorist … especially if you are one.
Trust between violent extremist equals that between criminals, and by criminals I mean elected Republicans and Democrats. Anyone willing to kill large numbers of innocent bystanders of their own race/religion/party will undoubtedly kill anyone, including their alleged allies.
A second installment in the war between terrorists recently erupted. Ayman (rhymes with hymen) al-Zawahiri, Al Qaeda’s aging and enfeebled second banana, has once again denounced fellow Muslim terrorist. Ayman delivered an audio presentation dull enough to drive a man to suicide (perhaps this is how Al Qaeda is creating new bombers). In this presentation Ayman criticized Iran of discrediting Al Qaeda.
Isn’t that like Hillary accusing Barack of being liberal?
A rumor has spread that Israel was the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks. It is normal for people with tightly wound turbans to accuse Israel of every atrocity, from eating small children to not recycling old copies of The Protocols. It is little wonder that someone, somewhere in the zany world of Islamofascism would yoke Israel with that particular crime. Delusional minds need to work constantly on conspiracy theories lest their tiny brains freeze-up.
This reassignment of blame for 9/11 offended Al Qaeda more than a pulled-pork sandwich, wrapped in a picture of Mohammad and served with a shot of tequila.
Seems that when is comes to mass murder, Al Qaeda doesn’t like others taking credit for their work. Ayman senses that Iran, through their efforts to stoke terrorism within Iraq, is competing for top honors in the kill-a-mom-for-Mohammad competition (the Taliban, the previous title holder, has been disqualified for lack of breathing contestants). Perhaps Ayman is feeling emasculated (which in his case is redundant) because Al Qaeda hasn’t conducted a significant strike against anyone in seven years while Iran is happily murdering thousands every week through their proxies Hezbollah and the mad-dog Mahdi Army.
Yep, jealously among genocidal maniacs. Humanity has risen to a new low.
Speaking of terrorists, Jimmy Carter was also in the news. While the Shiites were doing real damage through Hezbollah, Jimmy decided to visit the Sunni equivalent, Hamas (losers do tend to hang together). Despite requests not to interfer in foreign policy — a field for which Jimmy has proven inability — Carter traveled to meddle the Middle East. While the current administration (elected once more often than Carter was) avoids negotiating with any terrorist leaders — including Harry Reid — Carter diddled with Hamas ringleaders for photo ops and phony platitudes.
And with predictable results. Days after the visit, Hamas claimed that the post-presidential visitation was “a recognition of the legitimacy.”
This is odd use of the word ‘legitimate’. An illicit visit by an dethroned president to a terrorist organization is “a recognition of the legitimacy”? Hamas spokesman Taher Nuhu receives this years Political B.S. award, which is a major coup during an election year.
What I want to know is why Israel — who Hezbollah/Iran alleged orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and who have committed war against Hamas/Al-Qaeda — didn’t bomb Jimmy while he was sitting down with other terrorists leaders? Such a strike would have save everyone a lot of future grief.
‘Delusional minds need to work constantly on conspiracy theories lest their tiny brains freeze-up.’
‘It’s easy to dismiss all conspiracy theories as “bunkum”, but remember just occasionally they do turn out to be true. Remember Watergate?’
Talking of conspiracy theories, one of my favourites is that Saddam Hussein had a ’secret treasure’ -
‘The Sumerian scholar, Zecharia Sitchin translated thousands of cuneiform tablets, and discovered that the civilization of Sumer that flourished in the territory of present day Iraq, was aided by extraterrestrial visitors. … What they left behind were more than just stories of humanity’s extraterrestrial connection, but advanced technology that has lain hidden for millennia.’
And America invaded Iraq to gain access to this technology…
http://www.exopolitics.org/Op-Ed-2.htm
It sounds outrageous, like any good conspiracy theory should.
Unfortunately my deluded mind does like to (or can’t help) pursuing conspiracy theories, otherwise it probably would freeze up.
The trouble is, they tend to make one question one’s sanity, (which for a deluded mind is quite uncomfortable).
I mean, take Terence Mckenna for instance, to my mind he makes perfect sense about most of what he talks about, as well as seeming to be very personable.
And yet, he says that when he took drugs a ‘daemon’ spoke to him, and said that if you fiddle around with the numbers in the I Ching, you get a graph showing that the world as we know it, will come to an end in 2012.
And it sounds ludicrous.
And yet, he later found out that ‘by coincidence’ this was the same date as the end of the Mayan Calendar. So, does this mean they were all influenced by the same daemons, that were just having a laugh?
But then to add to the confusion there are the unexplainable crop circles that seem to be pointing to a similar kind of scenario.
I just wish conspiracy theories were a little more fashionable so there could be more debate and investigation about them.
But at least France has made public it’s ufo files -
‘… only about 9% of France’s UFO cases have ever been fully explained…’
‘And of the 1,600 cases registered since 1954, nearly a quarter are known as Category D - meaning that in spite of good data and witnesses, the mysterious sightings remain inexplicable.’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6486287.stm