Civil Self-service
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We often accuse government workers of being lazy. I have found an exception — a man of profound focus and dedication to the … er … task at hand.
The city of Kinokawa, Japan recently demoted an employee who, in a steady nine-month span managed to rack-up an astounding 780,000 on-the-job page views of a porn site.
That’s about 4,000 pages every working day.
However, he is the only person in that government office to be commended for his diligence. Nobody else in the office noticed his wanking work habits.
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I’m surprised he only got demoted, to view 4,000 pages in a day, is surely inexcusable, but he is probably very talented.
Maybe my maths is wrong, but 4,000 views a working day is 500 views an hour, which is 8 views a minute, which is one every 7 seconds.
He must have been working over-time.
But which ever way you look at it, he definetly deserves a medal.
This brings to mind the old adage that ‘on average, men think about sex every seven seconds’, (which until now, I’d always thought was impossible).
Apparently it’s not true anyway.
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/thinksex.asp
If this is what he is like at work, I wonder what he gets up to at home.
He’d probably like to take advantage of new video conferencing technology when conducting his business meetings.