Cowboy Confessional

At this moment, Hilary Clinton is sharing a rally stage with some interesting characters:

Ron Dellums, the current mayor of the shooting range known as Oakland, California. Ron is a 1960’s refugee who holds tenuously to a nearly perfect socialist agenda (what do you expect from a 1967 member of the Berkeley City Council). His current claim to fame is his reluctance and subsequent inability to staff a police department, a force with about half of the sworn officers as neighboring San Francisco, which might just explain the nearly uncontrolled violence in his town. While in congress, he routinely voted against military funding for projects that have since saved GI lives. So one of Hillary’s friends is a capitulating communist with a soft-on-crime record. Good start dear heart.

Gray Davis, the former Governor of California who botched up the state so badly, the people recalled him from office. Some claim he is the very model of executive ineptitude, though others note he didn’t have time to demonstrate competence given his workload in shuttling money from pocket-to-pocket as part of his party’s profit system.

Antonio Villaraigosa, the current Mayor of Los Angeles, and documented philanderer (something about being associated with Hillary just makes men want to cheat on their wives). Antonio was caught giving private interviews to a drop-dead attractive female reporter while his wife was keeping house (gotta at least give him points for taste in tasty women). This matches his rather ruthless policy positions, wherein he acts more like a slender Hugo Chavez than a public servant.

Hillary’s entourage for the day then includes a lunatic communist, a failed politician, and an adulterating despot.

What do you think Hillary’s cabinet will look like?

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