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Stupidity Solatium
October 25th, 2007The one good thing about thugs is that they are about as bright as your average firefly … after being swatted.
Gangs and their moronic members have the quirky desire to advertise. Normally criminals — at least those outside of congress — keep a low profile in order to avoid being identified, arrested, incarcerated, and other multisyllabic words that the mob members are incapable of comprehending.
But not your average gang-bang guru. There have been instances of video tapes recovered from stolen cars that documented the criminal activities of (surprise) the people who stole the car. These videos have shown shootings, rapes, and other activities seen on America’s mean streets and within the Kennedy compound.
More advanced morons have discovered the Internet and are advertising their gang allegiances on web sites. In fact a thick-skilled ruffian was recently arrested for murder after his picture appeared on a MySpace web page for his gang. This 19 year old, who had previous problems with stolen cars and concealed weapons, was fingered when the cops scanned MySpace and found a page listing the gang and showing the suspect therein.
Cops = smart. Thugs = stupid. Any questions?
Well, just one. The future Lethal Injection candidate is the son of a cop. I know Oakland’s streets can corrupt even the most resilient citizen, but one would hope a cop’s kid would be arrested for littering and not the application of lead to a fellow teen’s skull. Perhaps that is too much to hope from Oakland.
