Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Gun Traffic

Guy Smith | October 31, 2007

Is web traffic an indicator of public sentiment? If so, measuring the visitors of the sites for top proponents and opponents of the gun owner’s rights organizations might be an indicator of the changing appeal to gun control, a topic once again raising its slimy head among Democrats.
Compete.com indicates that the NRA receives more [...]

Stark No More

Guy Smith | October 27, 2007

Pete Stark is no longer my representative.
In Stark’s long and spotted political history, he has committed a number of unseemly acts. He instigated a ruckus in the senate cloak room to delay a scheduled vote. He has called a fellow congressman a “little fruitcake” and challenged him to fisticuffs during a Ways and [...]

Stupidity Solatium

Guy Smith | October 25, 2007

The one good thing about thugs is that they are about as bright as your average firefly … after being swatted.
Gangs and their moronic members have the quirky desire to advertise. Normally criminals — at least those outside of congress — keep a low profile in order to avoid being identified, arrested, incarcerated, and [...]

Rube’s Recantation

Guy Smith | October 23, 2007

I’ll soon post more about the abusive nature of representative Fortney “Pete” Stark, a Bay Area desperado unfortunately holding a seat in Congress. I’ll report in passing that the best name I have heard Pete’s constituents call him is “rectal parasite”, though I hear tale that rectal parasites are unhappy with the comparison.
However, for [...]

Love

Guy Smith | October 20, 2007

Love is a non-profit operation.  You must give away your assets.