Guy Smith | July 4, 2007
Every news outlet on God’s Gray Earth is reporting that the son of Al “We Are All Going To Die” Gore was busted for piloting a pharmacy. The cops saw Little Gory’s Prius traveling at 100 miles per hour. When the cops caught up with him they discovered a pharmacological inventory that included Xanax, Valium, [...]
Guy Smith | July 2, 2007
The folks at Pew Research are a nosey bunch. They enjoy prying into almost every corner of American life deeper than the average proctologist can manage. Such intellectual drilling occasionally, and accidentally, exposes things disturbing and amusing. In an ongoing series of surveys on marriage, family, and other disasters, they note shifts in priorities over [...]
