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Cowboy Confessional
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ABC Poll Dancing

April 27th, 2007

When Charles Gibson — the latest serial talking head on ABC’s evening news — reported that they had collaborated on a new gun control public opinion poll, I knew there would be ample buncombe.  Having dug into details about gun control surveys over the years — and oddly enough having both education and experience with survey design — I had grown weary of how such polls are misconstructed, misquoted, and misused.

I wasn’t surprised this week either.

When aired, Gibson or whatever corporate puppet master yanks his strings, spoke of the post VA Tech shooting spree survey (for the bored or terminally curious, the ABC gun control survey, results and canard can be had here).  Gibson and proto-yuppie George Stephanopoulos reported that most people wanted government to keep guns away from lunatics (though they did not name Congress specifically), and that “most” favored strong gun control (see the video here).  This caught me as odd since polling from multiple competing services over the last decade had shown a steady decline in support for stricter controls, except those that would disarm Congress Critters.

In a sound bite astonishing for its brevity, Stephanopoulos did state that more people favored enforcing existing laws as opposed to new laws.  You would have missed the blurb had you blinked.

The first problem with this poll was that it was rushed through immediately after the VA Tech shootings, with the goal of hopefully capturing a shift in public sentiment following a tragedy of such magnitude.  That’s like polling women leaving an abortion clinic on their attitudes toward unprotected sex. 

Strike one on sound survey methodology.

The survey itself lacks the fundamental “opposing question” test, where a question phrased from the opposite angle is used to filter out biasing in responses.

Strike two on sound survey methodology.

The survey then serially asks respondents if they would favor banning pistols, mythical “assault weapons”, and concealed carry.  This biases respondents by presenting a slate of draconian controls and predisposing the respondents to reply to subsequent questions with that bias.

Strike three — ABC, you’re out!

What is more important than ABC’s inability to conduct an honest poll even if Charlie Gibson’s life depended upon the outcome, is the Sin of Omission committed by Gibson himself.  This survey had been conducted, in various forms, for many years proceeding.  In fact, the stack of “should we ban this, that and the other thing” questions has been consistent going back to 1999, when Bill “Zipper Problem” Clinton and the Million Mom March were trying to dismantle individual freedom, with ABC assisting. 

What Gibson and his co-conspirators did not mention is that even in the wake of the VA Tech shootings, public preference for more gun control (even in their sloppy survey) was down six points from where it was in 1999.  In other words, despite a zero-percent increase in gun control support since the last time this poll was conducted (the year before), it was reported as if there had been a huge change in sentiment on behalf of Mr. Smith and Ms. Wesson.  Gibson also failed to note that opposition to stricter gun control had risen five points in the same time that support for the control had dropped by six.

One polling item that received mention, but only in passing, was that Americans by a 52-29 margin favor actual enforcement of existing laws instead of enacting new and equally unenforced ones.

Most egregious of their reporting — and Lord, we have much to complain about — was their omission of what people felt caused gun violence.  It wasn’t lax gun laws.  It wasn’t the availability of guns.  It wasn’t fear and self preservation every time Dick “Shotgun” Cheney’s face appeared on TV.  Nope, people felt it was culture (40%) and how other folk raised — or didn’t raise — their children (35%). 

Smith’s First Law of Adulthood is “Never trust a politician.”  The Second Law may become “Never trust a network news anchor.”

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Nero Riche

April 23rd, 2007

Bill and Hillary Clinton - rich bastards

“Rich people didn’t make America great.”  Hillary Clinton, April 21, 2007

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Simultainious submissions

April 22nd, 2007

A fellow writer and I were discussing why some agents and publishers decline to accect simultaneous submissions (manuscripts sent to multiple agents/publishers at the same time).  There certainly are a number of economic reasons why either group would not want to compete for a valuable manuscript.

Which is why writers should ignore these “restrictions”.

First, let’s be practical.  Writers have the deck stacked against them, having to navigate a maze of slush pile readers, editors, publishers, and lackadaisical marketing departments — just to reach readers, much less zoom to the top of the Amazon.com charts.  We must exercise every advantage we can find.

Peddling a manuscript is a lot like dating.  You need to date a lot of people before finding a match.  And most of us will date multiple people simultaneously until we resonate with just one (unless you are Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, or other power drunk people — in which case continued field-playing is not even limited by marriage).

Second, what would an agent or publisher do if they wanted to take on your work, but had to compete?  If your work is great, they will fight for it.  If it is less than great, you can be dropped on one suitor and keep the other.  Heads you win, tails you win.

Lastly, though ignoring these restrictions may have a slight immoral implication, the odds of an agent or publisher ever discovering your duplicity is very small.  Low risk, high reward.

My fellow pen(wo)men, crank up your laser printers and fire manuscripts into the ether like lead ball from a shotgun.  Take as many targets as one shot can fell.

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Cowboy Climatology - An Inconvenient Question

April 21st, 2007

A while back I entered into a discussion about global climate change.  Being a newcomer to the controversy, I asked three common sense questions:

* Is it getting warmer?

* If so, is this unusual?

* If it is unusual, how much of a part do humans play?

An alleged scientist in the discussion, in a pompous and arrogant display of self importance, declined to answer my basic questions — a sure sign he didn’t know.  Arrogance can cause action, and I was soon downloading climatological data sets from IPCC, NOAA, and other sources. I answered my three simple questions, and turned it into a video.

If you need to explain the political fallacy of global climate change to someone, and slap around liberals at the same time, then just drag them to this web page, or to the two videos on YouTube.

PART I - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RniU5yZ-VSE

Part II - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDn64vgx2Js

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Imus Idiocy

April 13th, 2007

You would think that World War Four erupted by the furor over a narcotic abusing talking head and his “nappy headed ho” commentary about the Rutgers women’s basketball team.  In all this heated debated, the important core issue has been lost.

The problem isn’t that he was demeaning to women and blacks.

The problem wasn’t that all the professional race baiters came out in force to be artificially offended.

The problem isn’t the double standard enforced on racial commentary.

And the problem isn’t that most of the rest of America has long ago gone color blind and couldn’t give a rodents rear about Imus, his ilk, or his casual comment.

The huge problem is that men are actually watching women’s basketball.  Pussies.

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