Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Batty Brady

Guy Smith | March 17, 2007

Insanity is an ugly thing, especially when packaged in pretty emails.
Last week there was an interesting case adjudicated in the D.C. Circuit court. The case was Parker vs. District of Columbia.  Aside from the fascinating aspects of the case, and how cleanly it played out in the D.C. Circuit unencumbered by state law issues, the [...]

Editorial Disorders

Guy Smith | March 4, 2007

One must marvel at politically motivated editorial writers and other developmentally disabled persons.
Nowhere is this more clearly demonstrated than at the San Francisco Chronicle (well, perhaps the New York Times, but theirs is a case of chemical dementia, not organic inanity).  Today their Op/Ed page was littered with text so irrational that I read it [...]

Women and Oysters

Guy Smith | March 3, 2007

Some people purport that oysters are aphrodisiacs.  Nonsense.  This is a ruse by men to make certain sexual favors more palatable to women by the virtue of comparison.