State of Delusion
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Some random observations from tonight’s Presidential State of the Union pep talk:
Balanced seating: Bush says one national priority is to balance the budget, and the new House Speaker Nancy “Smiling Eyes” Pelosi leaps to her feet along with the rest of Congress. When Bush adds “without raising taxes”, her nipped and tucked ass stays firmly planted. This does not bode well for your wallet.
Bruce Willis’ feminine side: Notice how Hillary Clinton wore a self indulgent smirk throughout the entire speech (except when Bush was talking about Islamofascists killing Americans, when she looked like she was falling asleep)? That smirk will kill her campaign by itself. Nobody outside of Hollywood can stand that much smugness.
Drinking it all in: Ted Kennedy looks snockered …. again.
Liable and slander: When Bush said Congress should enact medical liability reform (i.e., keep gold digging lawyers out of doctor’s pockets), not a single video taped Democrat Congress Critter clapped. I guess we know who owns them.
Torture: John McCain looked like the the Viet Cong were once again shoving bamboo splints under his fingernails. But Bush’s speaking style makes everyone wear that expression.
Up Chuck: Senator Chuck Grassley of Iowa nearly wet his pants when Bush hyped ethanol to reduce middle-east oil consumption. At long last Iowa has a goal in life and pork to feed upon.
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