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Intellectual spitoons
January 11th, 2007News broke a while back that a young, southern trailer cookie, who had strutted her way into both the Miss America title and the wet dreams of middle aged men, had been seen doing many unAmerican-beauty-queen things, such as dope and other women.
Who cares?
But a cheesy cheesecake story has never deterred the media or those well versed at feeding such frenzies. Inquiring Minds slurped at the dreck from the ego that Trumps all others when in a moment of publicity driving pique, he admonished and forgave the indulgent crumpet.
Who cares?
Competition, especially at these incredibly low levels in the human genome, is fierce. It is therefore not surprising that a statement on the inequity of our national moral compass being set my the multi-married bloviation machine was made by a morbidly obese lesbian.
Who cares?
Yet, despite this story deserving complete public apathy, it continues to escalate involving cross-allegations, entire broadcast networks, and abusing the patience of anyone with more than two functioning brain cell. I fear for a society that is so attracted to the inane, spoken by the mundane, and broadcast by the insane.
