Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Dangerous

Guy Smith | December 12, 2006

God burdened man with multiple languages to slow our progress, for only God knows how really ^%&#* dangerous we are.

Canned Critique

Guy Smith | December 9, 2006

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.  He who cannot teach become an annoying critic.

Abnormality

Guy Smith | December 8, 2006

To be “abnormal” is to be different from the majority and thus to evoke fear and loathing in said majority. To be intelligent among the ignorant, to be polite in New York, or to be Republican in San Francisco.

A jury of one

Guy Smith | December 5, 2006

Everyone seems to want to escape jury duty.  I have never understood why.  You are often afforded Jerry Springer like entertainment value in criminal trails, and at least gets a few days off work.  Of course the one good reason to skip jury duty is that doing so retrains your natural temptation to kill lawyers.
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