Cowboy Confessional

Guy Smith – writer, songwriter, political provocateur

Hussein was right!

Guy Smith | December 31, 2006

As they bound his hands and feet, before he shuffled off to his neck breaking ceremony (which sadly lasted less than 1/10th of a second), Hussein was asked if he was afraid.
“I am not afraid,” he according to news reports replied.  “I have chosen this path.”
Well, at least he got that right.

They call him “John” for a reason

Guy Smith | December 29, 2006

John Edwards flung his fedora into the coming president maelstrom.  Evidentially his hair is too perfect to actually risk wearing the hat.
Regardless of Edwards’ sartorial fears, we all should fear his priorities which have brought renewed hope to the formaldehyde soaked heart of Lenin, and have even given Castro a new lease on life.
We can ignore [...]

Old soul

Guy Smith | December 27, 2006

Gerald Ford simply did not want to live in a word without James Brown.  Can’t blame him. 

Catechis-dumb

Guy Smith | December 26, 2006

A catechism is a formalized, documented, structured review of Christian teachings. This is the ultimate extension of the principle that even the simplest concept can be expounded upon to create perfect misunderstanding.

Nuclear theocracy

Guy Smith | December 15, 2006

Theocracy is and should be a frightening term.  History and current events clearly demonstrate that the autocratic and unilateral application of religious dogma is a most efficient method of bloodletting.  It can be argued that the Inquisition would have been as effective as Al Qaeda if they had modern machinery and were not so found [...]