Neckties
Guy Smith | September 11, 2006
I’ve always marveled that men choose to wear tourniquets around their necks. Given the stated purpose of a tourniquet, the end result is obvious, and confirmed with casual observation of any male politician.
California’s Calcutta
Guy Smith | September 10, 2006
I saw a news item last night about how Mother Teresa’s order, the Missionaries of Charity, have sent a gaggle of nuns to the violence plagued city of Richmond, California, that lies just up the road from here.
It says a lot about the abject failure of the local government when nuns look at your city [...]
Virginity
Guy Smith | September 7, 2006
Virginity is like rotting food in one’s refrigerator: It stinks, is useless, and should be disposed of as soon as possible.
Democrat History Repeating
Guy Smith | September 6, 2006
When will the Democrats learn. 2006 looks to be a repeat of the Republican “rope a dope” strategy that skunked the Dems in 2002 and 2004.
Like Ali luring Frazier into the ropes and wasting his energy with ineffectual punches, the Republicans once again have conned the Democrats into committing voter fatigue. The process is simple, [...]
What a croc
Guy Smith | September 4, 2006
Steve Irwin, the man who waltzed with crocodiles and bitch slapped cobras for fun, was killed by a fish. God’s sense of humor is getting better all the time.